The Burlingames

Chronicling the adventures of the B's

2nd Surgery…

by Dave

Eli’s second heart surgery is scheduled for Monday, April 6th. We would greatly appreciate it if everyone could lift Eli up in prayer. Please continue to pray for complete healing of his heart so there may be no more surgeries. Please pray for peace for our family and that our faith in God will never waver. Thanks!!

Heart Cath

by Dave

Eli had a heart catheter procedure yesterday at Children’s Minneapolis. They put a catheter in his groin area and snaked it up into his heart. The purpose was to take various measurements in preparation for his next surgery.

He did very well and came home last night around six. The hardest part was the fact that he couldn’t eat, starting at 5:30 am, until the procedure was done. He woke up from the anesthesia shortly after one and had his first food in almost eight hours. Poor little guy.

Loaf Baby

by Dave

So, Eli had a checkup today. He’s more than caught up to the average weight for his age; he tipped the scales at 15 lbs. He’s in the 56th percentile. Well done, sir.

Dude, Where's My Car?

by Dave

So I’m walking out of Walmart yesterday and I see this woman halfway down the aisle in the parking lot, looking for her car. As I’m just about to walk past her, she hits the clicker on her keys to help locate her car. To my surprise, the car she’s standing three feet away from beeps and unlocks. The best part is she was looking right over the car into the next aisle. When the car beeped, she jumped a bit and looked down in surprise to find she was standing right next to it. Well done.

Another Gas Station Idiot

by Dave

While waiting at a light in Fridley tonight, I was amazed to see another incidence of gas station stupidity. Tonight’s genius was exiting the gas station. I’ll set the stage.

I was stopped at the light on 73rd at Hwy 65. 73rd has three lanes as you approach the intersection: left turn, straight and right turn. The light was red and there were about five cars or so in front of me in the straight lane. The left lane was empty and the right lane had maybe one or two cars waiting. On my left, a couple car-lengths ahead, was a truck waiting to leave a gas station and turn left onto 73rd, which would send him the same direction I was pointed.

He pulled out of the station into the left turn lane, cutting off a car that was headed for the light. The other car laid on the horn and locked up the brakes. Then, rather than hurrying up to the light, the truck just sat there a few car lengths away from the light, blocking the vehicle behind who wanted to turn left. He continued to sit there even after the green arrow disappeared and the straight green came on. A few cars went straight, giving the truck’s driver his chance. He cut in front of the third or fourth car in the straight lane and proceeded to wait for the cars in the right turn lane to go. He finally turned right onto Hwy 65 and sped away.

The dumbest thing about this is the lack of thought on the truck driver’s part. The gas station had another exit further back on 73rd, which would have allowed the truck to get behind all the stopped cars and into the right turn lane with ease. That’s one of those spots where the city needs to do the thinking for the drivers by putting a median between the lanes, thereby blocking that exit from turning left onto 73rd. The day after they did that I’d probably see some rube drive over the median to turn left.